David

Well now

Which experience do I choose? I guess I should start with my first experience this month, and share more with you over the coming editions..

I started swinging when I was still a teenager and still very naive. I had just moved to London from the west country, and was missing my girl friends. I plucked up my courage and bought a copy of one of the few UK swingers magazines available in the UK in those days (mid 1970's) and decided to contact some of the people in there. For a long time I suffered the same problems that single males still have meeting people, and I did not manage to meet anyone for about 3 months, but eventually a nice couple wrote to me and invited me over to see them.

At the time I lived on the south side of London, and this couple lived in the far north of London, so it was about an hour and a half on the tube (metro) to get there.

I arrived at this big house in Harrow (a posh bit of town) and timidly knocked on the door. (though not in-experienced, I had only played with 2 girls, both my own age at this time) it was answered by a nice guy who invited me in and sat me down in the lounge, saying his wife was getting changed and would join us shortly. He got us a drink each and sat me down and started chatting to me to get me comfortable.

After 2 or 3 (very) large ones he took me up to a bedroom and told me to undress and he would fetch his wife and they would be with me in a minute. Mr Trusting here did as he was bid, I stripped and sat on the bed. Soon I was re-joined by a mr very naked Mr. Couple, but there was no sign of Mrs Couple. Mr Couple then asked to make love to him so that he could "check that I was firm enough to make love to his wife!!"

I grabbed my clothes and ran out of the house naked. Luckily this was about midnight, so there were not too many people about, but I did get a few stares as I got dressed in a telephone box at the end of their road.

Moral: Don't trust the pix, don't trust couples where the wife is "too shy to talk on the phone" or "away at work just now" make sure you speak to both partners together on the phone before you meet. If possible meet in a neutral zone, make sure everyone is happy to continue before meeting at someone's house.

Despite this shock on my first swinging attempt I have been a swinger, on and off, ever since. I have met many wonderful ladies and couples, not everyone out there is such a shit as Mr Couple!

David@dirty-david.com