Batteries not included!!!!

Some friends of mine for a joke brought me a battery operated egg from Ann Summers. By the way, batteries were not included.

Opening the box I took out the egg shaped object on a thin wire with the operating box at the end. I put some batteries in the box and looked at the controls. On and Off, Fast and Slow. This should be easy enough for someone like me. WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After putting in the batteries I turned on the little egg. Wow it vibrated in the palm of my hand like no body's business in fact on high speed it was like an exocett missile spinning around. The sensation was amazing!!!

The faster it went the more excited i got lol!!! I knew i had to try this little sucker out but i was just about to have a bath and go shopping.

After my bath I thought shall I or shan't I? The question was milling around in my head. But then after a few seconds my curiosity got the better of me. Before I put on my knickers i inserted the little egg in to my hot pussy. I ran the wire over my knickers and the controls out of the top.

Putting on my trousers feeling this was safer than a skirt. I slid the wire over the waistband and discreetly put the controls in my pocket. I tested the little sucker before setting off for the shops.

Down for fast Up for slow and right up for off. Even i could not make a mistake with this. Getting into my car i turned it on not to fast but just right. Oh the sensation in my pussy was divine. The gentle humming of this little egg was exquisite. My pussy was juicing already. I just loved this little egg. The smile on my face telling all.

Pulling into the car park of the shopping centre I parked and got out of the car. Putting my "KEYS" (REMEMBER THE KEYS) in my pocket. Walking into the supermarket i knew i had a smile on my face. The gentle vibrations between my legs making my pussy juicy and me as horny as fuck.

Walking around the store the little egg humming away in my now hot wet pussy. Oh this is the way to shop. The calming vibrations running through me making the experience of the tedious shopping experience so much more pleasurable. Even the tins of baked beans looked more than appetising to me that day!!!

Ten to fifteen minutes had now passed with my pussy lips swelling throbbing and my juices flowing. Oh it felt so nice this little vibrating egg in my pussy thank you friends. But alas this was all about to change!!!

Ii spot a guy smiling at me. Wow i thought he is aright. But then remembered i was smiling away because this little egg was vibrating like crazy in my pussy. But nonetheless i kept on shopping. Changing glances every now and then!!!

Everything was going perfect until i came to the bread counter!!! then it all happened. I was bending down to get the bread when i spotted this guy again, smiling away at me. In a fluster i got up and as i did my keys must have caught on the controls of the egg. The egg in my now wet pussy went from a gentle humming to a vibrating exocett missile. Wow the gentle humming was now vibrating at a hundred miles an hour. Instead of smiling a little i was grinning from ear to ear. The sensations shooting through me were amazing if i had been at home i could have coped with them. But bloody hell in the middle of a supermarket with a vibrating egg going at 100 miles an hour in your pussy is not the place to be.

The smile on my face getting broader. The sensations between my pussy lips were making my body shake. The guy looking at me was changing his smile to stare. My body began to jerk from an orgasm i was trying to bend down to stand to cross my legs. Fuck i couldn't even put my hands in my pocket to turn the dam thing off, because i was holding onto the trolley for dear life.

Pushing down on my legs That were now shaking like mad because of an imminent orgasm. The guy by this time was walking towards me i was terrified he would hear it. Just as he was 10 feet from me my orgasm ripped through me. I shook from head to foot. My body trembling my mouth slightly open and then i roared with laughter to quell my moan. How the bloody hell do i get out of this. I put my hand in my pocket fumbling for the little control tied up with the keys. I somehow managed to untwist them and turn the dam thing off!

The guy walked over to me and asked if i was ok. I said i had found something funny and could not stop laughing. He asked if i would like to share it. Can you imagine saying to the guy by the bread. Oh by the way my little vibrating egg just gave me an orgasm. My pussy is as hot as fuck, my juices are flowing like crazy, my pussy lips are swollen and all i really need for you to do right now is fuck me senseless over the bread counter!!!

But thinking this might not be a good idea in the middle of a large supermarket, I said if i had the time i would tell him but would he take a rain check. All i wanted to do was get the hell out of there pushing the trolley as fast as i could!

The moral of the tale is simple!!!!!

DON'T USE ANYTHING BATTERY OPERATED OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE LOL!!!

INIKI XXXX